Life is too short to drink bad wine

  Did you know it took 4-5 years to harvest the grapes into this mouth-watering wine??? 

"No, no! You're not doing it right.  You are supposed to stir it with your left hand three times counter-clockwise and then take a sip.  Oh just let me show you."

"Oh okay - But wait ... when was the last time I washed this hand?"

"We'll take another bottle of your finest please."

"Ahh yes.  Now this is an attractive wine in a lighter style with a floral lift to predominantly tree fruit flavours. Nicely balanced with a drying finish from fruit and oak tannins."


"Okay I've tried it and I just don't get it.  Can someone pleeeeease get me a juicebox???