On our way, we heard a commercial that had the word "Doctor" in it. Elena yells from the back, "They said 'Doctor'!!!!"
Me from the front, "Oh hot DOG!! We have a doctor appointment in 15 minutes!!!!!"
I turned the car around, said a huge thank you for the divine reminder. We went on to our doctor's appointment where she told me that while eating her coke and honey bun for breakfast she came down with a severe case of vertigo and can't walk.
*blink blink*
Okay?? But we like her. Because she doesn't call me a dirty hippie.
Anyway, when you start the day backtracking, things just never seem to get back on track, right??
Roman spilled my coffee in the grass outside
I missed all my favorite classes at the gym and found out later I couldn't have the car to go to spin at 6 (but I had already eaten the croissant...)
Dinner was cheese and crackers and an apple - LAME!!
I read too many online fights today between hippie moms/conventional moms and food purists/food realists.
So, now I have a glass of wine and I'm catching up on all my favorite blogs.
If, like me, you are one of the 10 people who haven't seen the Goats Yelling Like Humans Compilation, grab a fermented beverage, and hit play. The kids have been begging for this all day. And I obliged each time :)
I thought I was all "hip". Actually not really. I'm drinking wine out of a mason jar. Clearly, I don't give two *_____*'s about being hip. But I do like laughing. So when I told my husband about the goat video, he said, "Yeah, it's all over. They were talking about the Justin Bieber and the Goats on the radio this morning."
I thought "Bieber" was "Timberlake" (you know - from N'Sync!), and jumped on Youtube. I didn't see Justin Timberlake, but I did find PURE GOLD!!
These are only about 20-30 seconds. Play them:
Okay - so my day wasn't all bad :)
I'm so sorry you had a bad day. I hate when that happens. If it makes you feel better, We had leftover Taco Bell and spaghetti-which I let Colton eat cold at his request.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note: I cannot read those online arguments. The mommy wars are so brutal.
Also, spilled coffee is the worst!
Mom said that everyone has days like this. Even in Australia.
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Some holy wise man once said a glass of wine and a warm bath solves all of our problems. I prefer showers to baths, but it's good advice.
ReplyDeleteGive yourself a hug and pretend it's from me! Oh and on days when I can't make it to the gym despite my best efforts, i like to think that it was God's way of saving me from an accident or assault or something equally bad. :)
those days i just want to call it quits around noon and start drinking. lol here's to two more months (and then a year of breastfeeding...oy)
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