The Moneymaker

I am always looking for new ways to make money.  And then it dawned on me:

Her hair is glorious!!!  

However this combination did it:

I don't really care.  I am just in love with the results!

Now that her hair has grown longer and she has grown some major personality, she reminds me of a certain actress.  

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Despite my absolute love of Shirley Temple and my stage-mom dreams of fame and fortune for her golden locks, she sees right through Hollywood.

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She knows it's only a matter of time before she gets bit by the child actor curse.

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No matter which way I spin Toddler and Tiara glory, she knows her future in showbiz.  And she really likes her nose just the way it is.

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Now that we live in the deep south, we could start to jazz up her makeup and tease the hair a bit more.  It would be completely normal.  As would entering toddler pageants...

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However, she completely understands the 15 minute time limit.  And doesn't want to wash up on the shore of Dancing with the Stars in an attempt to revive her career with a 20 lb weight loss at the age of 45 (thats 88 in Hollywood years).

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She's a smart cookie.

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And as soon as I started to mention diction training and dance classes...

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...she solidified her life as a mere layman.  Destined for work at the local County office.

She bent over to pick up a book and slammed her eye right into the TV stand!!!

I'm sure the injury directly to her money-maker was fully intended to stop my madness.  

It was nothing a little ice cream couldn't fix.

But it was certainly enough to move her down a few notches to understudy.   

 

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Wait now!  What is this?

We have a new star!!!  Move over Justin Bieber!!

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