The Moneymaker

I am always looking for new ways to make money.  And then it dawned on me:

Her hair is glorious!!!  

However this combination did it:


I don't really care.  I am just in love with the results!


Now that her hair has grown longer and she has grown some major personality, she reminds me of a certain actress.  
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Despite my absolute love of Shirley Temple and my stage-mom dreams of fame and fortune for her golden locks, she sees right through Hollywood.

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She knows it's only a matter of time before she gets bit by the child actor curse.


No matter which way I spin Toddler and Tiara glory, she knows her future in showbiz.  And she really likes her nose just the way it is.
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Now that we live in the deep south, we could start to jazz up her makeup and tease the hair a bit more.  It would be completely normal.  As would entering toddler pageants...


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However, she completely understands the 15 minute time limit.  And doesn't want to wash up on the shore of Dancing with the Stars in an attempt to revive her career with a 20 lb weight loss at the age of 45 (thats 88 in Hollywood years).


She's a smart cookie.


And as soon as I started to mention diction training and dance classes...


...she solidified her life as a mere layman.  Destined for work at the local County office.

She bent over to pick up a book and slammed her eye right into the TV stand!!!

I'm sure the injury directly to her money-maker was fully intended to stop my madness.  


It was nothing a little ice cream couldn't fix.


But it was certainly enough to move her down a few notches to understudy.   


 

Wait now!  What is this?

We have a new star!!!  Move over Justin Bieber!!

7 comments:

  1. Auntie Jules will teach you how to be a STAHHHH! ;)

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  2. lol i adore her curls. and that sailor dress!

    I almost went up to a stranger in church to tell them I was in love with their daughters curls but i didn't want to sound stalker-ish. but I do wish my kids were curly. Red hair and curls--oh my, that is my dream child. Never happen though.|My kids are cursed with poker straight hair and limp and thin as well.

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  3. She could so pull it off - but it would ruin her. She's a smart cookie that one. And seriously, are you watching Teen Mom in one of the top pictures????

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  4. lo-freakin'-l And she really does look like shirley!

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  5. Interestingly he also tested quite a few electric skateboardmotors whilst trying to determine the ideal wattage to use for his boards and what he found was that quite a few of them actually rated quite a bit under what they were labeled as (one of the leading brand's 500 watt motors only rated at 220 watts).

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