Did you know it took 4-5 years to harvest the grapes into this mouth-watering wine???
"No, no! You're not doing it right. You are supposed to stir it with your left hand three times counter-clockwise and then take a sip. Oh just let me show you."
"Oh okay - But wait ... when was the last time I washed this hand?"
"We'll take another bottle of your finest please."
"Ahh yes. Now this is an attractive wine in a lighter style with a floral lift to predominantly tree fruit flavours. Nicely balanced with a drying finish from fruit and oak tannins."
"Okay I've tried it and I just don't get it. Can someone pleeeeease get me a juicebox???