Stinkbugs are not only big but also slow and DUMB! In the land of survival of the fittest, they don't stand a chance!! In my house, their odds are decreased even more.
Stinkbug: start flying, or running, or something!!
Seriously stinkbug? How 'bout now????
Yup - Your dead.
We actually returned this stinkbug to his natural habitat without harming him any way. I cannot say the stinkbug that Elena found a couple weeks ago enjoyed the same fate. But she did enjoy a protein-rich and deliciously stinky snack.