Has anyone seen those 6 sticks of butter??

Oh right...there they are...

Jason's birthday party is today.  His favorite cake of all time is German Chocolate Cake.  I had extra coconut so I whipped up the Coconut Squares from a recent blog post.  Ridiculously delicious.

But first we have to work on this little guy:

12 delicious lbs of Beef Brisket (that's right.  I capitalized Beef Brisket.)

Just keep repeating, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's meat..."

Little word of advice: If you're still on the market - MARRY A TEXAN!!!